tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2099305145826603080.post6855325149916529108..comments2023-06-04T03:12:32.745-05:00Comments on Off on A Tangent: Unhappy Birthday?kwkorpihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07984706965130443465noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2099305145826603080.post-74526151210695446882008-05-14T20:17:00.000-05:002008-05-14T20:17:00.000-05:00Please come back, dmac!Please come back, dmac!kwkorpihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07984706965130443465noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2099305145826603080.post-1165500225283176402008-05-13T23:45:00.000-05:002008-05-13T23:45:00.000-05:00The conditions that tested our generation:1. Hang ...The conditions that tested our generation:<BR/><BR/>1. Hang on tight to the merry-go round in the park as Johnny's dad gives it his all. We all saw what happened to Billy when he was sucked under the whirling metal disc. <BR/><BR/>2. Soft mulch or ground tire to land on? You make me laugh. We had compacted clay soil that was as hard as concrete when we fell from the slide.<BR/><BR/>3. Jumping off the roof holding an umbrella seemed logical, and we all saw Mary Poppins do it. <BR/><BR/>4. The game is called, "Run from the stray lawn dart." I can't understand why these aerodynamic and sharp toys were banned from stores. <BR/><BR/>Survival of the fittest occurred on the playgrounds of the 70's and early 80's. They all represent chlorine in the gene pool. Then came "Baby On Board" and it all changed.Dmachttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13170429375935209010noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2099305145826603080.post-44416113184955314302008-05-13T07:45:00.000-05:002008-05-13T07:45:00.000-05:00litsten up here, buster! I AM NOT THE SHORTEST PE...litsten up here, buster! I AM NOT THE SHORTEST PERSON IN MY CLASS!!! "busill,asey cindinna wagin,bubasstkd" phu! Yecinia! How horribbile was she? phu! Yecinia! the perfect name::: litte miss horrible actress!how foolish were you tou jump off those 9-foot-high monkey bars? oh well, this is getting really random! --The birhday boy!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2099305145826603080.post-61533983535411820682008-05-13T07:26:00.000-05:002008-05-13T07:26:00.000-05:00Oh boy!--TateOh boy!<BR/>--TateAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2099305145826603080.post-10686077732618499042008-05-12T13:52:00.000-05:002008-05-12T13:52:00.000-05:00Thanks, honey. Today's blog is dedicated to this ...Thanks, honey. Today's blog is dedicated to this sentiment.<BR/>--The Wife's Foolish Husbandkwkorpihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07984706965130443465noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2099305145826603080.post-73700175868889797282008-05-12T13:04:00.000-05:002008-05-12T13:04:00.000-05:00How about in honor of your son's birthday, YOU act...How about in honor of your son's birthday, YOU act like an eight year-old, do something without thinking, and spend the whole day suffering for a poor decision?<BR/>Hopefully, you've finally learned a lesson that you should have learned on the playground 25 years ago. And, maybe, if your child does not jump off the roof at ten years old, he won't think he can at 34 years old - and, maybe "overprotecting" him is not so bad after all.<BR/>-The WifeAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com