Shark Attacked

Last week while riding a wave,
A shark had a really close shave,
He was hit on his snout,
causing him to Wipe Out,
While Mick Fanning, his own life, he saved.

Splitsville

Blake and Miranda are shedding their rings,
Affected by all their celebrity brings.
Many things had gone wrong,
Like a sad country song,
That now both of them have to sing.

Going to Extremes

The Piano Man has a new mate,
Half his age and also his weight.
Now the girls in his life,
(That's his daughter and wife.)
Enjoy each and every play date.

Put Up Your Dukes

Like the end of the ol’ Civil War,

The ol’ Stars & Bars flies no more.

It had quite a run,

But its days are now done

Except when the ol’ Duke Boys soar.

Out on Bonds

The Feds, today, called a truce,

With Barry Bonds’ justice abuse.

Though the tried and they tried

To prove Barry had lied,

Bonds is free now to enjoy morning juice.

The Son Also Rises

Governor Kasich just said he would run,

With intentions to re-rise the sun.

But with 15 more,

Knocking hard on the door,

Republican’s days in the sun might be done.

Iran So Far Away

The US's new deal with Iran,

Calls for a plutonium ban.

But the deal falls short,

Of a nuclear thwart,

Instead, giving time and money to plan.