Tuesday, July 28, 2015

Shark Attacked

J-Bay Open Surfing

Last week while riding a wave,
A shark had a really close shave,
He was hit on his snout,
causing him to Wipe Out,
While Mick Fanning, his own life, he saved.

Thursday, July 23, 2015

Splitsville



Blake and Miranda are shedding their rings,
Affected by all their celebrity brings.
Many things had gone wrong,
Like a sad country song,
That now both of them have to sing.



Wednesday, July 22, 2015

Going to Extremes



The Piano Man has a new mate,
Half his age and also his weight.
Now the girls in his life,
(That's his daughter and wife.)
Enjoy each and every play date.


Tuesday, July 21, 2015

Put Up Your Dukes


Like the end of the ol’ Civil War,
The ol’ Stars & Bars flies no more.
It had quite a run,
But its days are now done
Except when the ol’ Duke Boys soar.

Out on Bonds

Barry Bonds Glass

The Feds, today, called a truce,
With Barry Bonds’ justice abuse.
Though the tried and they tried
To prove Barry had lied,
Bonds is free now to enjoy morning juice.

The Son Also Rises



Governor Kasich just said he would run,
With intentions to re-rise the sun.
But with 15 more,
Knocking hard on the door,
Republican’s days in the sun might be done.

Monday, July 20, 2015

Iran So Far Away



The US's new deal with Iran,
Calls for a plutonium ban.
But the deal falls short,
Of a nuclear thwart,
Instead, giving time and money to plan.